Source: Stock Photo of Coffee 1024 x 768 Go to:http://www.public-domain-photos.com/objects/coffee-beans-2-free-stock-photo-4.htm Very few things in life are perfect. However, there is one glorious exception. Coffee. When something so exquisite comes along we need to take a moment to appreciate its utter splendor. I would even go so far as to admit that it is perhaps my one true love. Coffee doesn’t break your heart, it doesn’t disagree with you, and it never lies. It is a faithful companion everyday, greeting you each morning with a warm embrace. In fact it is so divine that we never grow tired of each others company and we have been in an exclusively committed relationship for more than a decade. Let me be clear, I'm talking about coffee. Not snacks in a glass that masquerade as coffee. These culprits are titled with flamboyant and outrageous names such as Triple Caramel Espresso Frappuccinos with Extra Whip Cream, An Additional Extra Hot Triple Shot, and Non-Fat White Chocolate Drizzle. Yes, I'm sure that is delicious, but please don't kid yourself, its not coffee. I fundamentally believe in a more the merrier life philosophy, but in a few select areas I am a purest. Surprise surprise coffee is said area. You all know the adage once you go black you never go back... So stop being such a wimp- ditch the cream and sugar and revel in coffee’s bitter delights. Finally, take a little wisdom from someone more caffeinated than yourself and try these java hot spots, Nina’s Cafe, Mapps Coffee & Tea, or Cahoots Coffee Bar! |
I am a home grown, born and raised Minnesotan. I have state pride coming out of my ears, but some things just must be addressed. Minnesota (Not So) Nice is meant only to be a funny examination of all things MN. So take a deep breath people, relax, and find your sense of humor. Take nothing too seriously and we'll get along famously.
Monday, September 20, 2010
Nectar of the Gods
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Baby girrrrl, I feel you! You KNOW I do!!!!
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